You too can keep people out of America!

I can’t tell if the U.S. Border Patrol commercials are real or not. I mean, the border patrol commercials make it seem like the Border Patrol is putting itself in harms way as much as, say, the Marines or the Army. And neither of those groups are so, well, blunt with their homeland security message (I guess that’s to be expected, but damn). At least the Coast Guard has taste. Can’t remember a Coast Guard commercial that ever made me laugh.